给大家说几个郁闷事,第二个是我遇到的,另外两个是我朋友讲的。
1. N年前去现代4S店看车,销售员问我在开什么车,我说是东南菱帅,销售就说那车现在是低档车了。靠!老子一听火了,说:你破现代是什么车!说完我就转身走了!后来换车,再在也没进过现代4S店,从来也不看现代车了。
2. 我有一次去手机城转,想打听打听行情,就随便找了一家,问有HTC么,那人说,我家不卖山寨机,我巨汗啊 ...
3. 有一次去电脑城买主板,我们这电脑城家家都拉客,跟洗头房似的,有个人就拉住我问我买啥,我说有DFI主板么,那人说我们家不卖杂牌板,有昂达正经牌子的,我就无语了。我愣了半天,憋出一句话:我不用那么低端的板 ...
你知道标题图片的含义么?
另外附送“莫装B,装B遭雷劈。”的十种英文翻译:
1. No B, or else P.
2. Mo zhuang B, zhuang b bei lei pi.
3. People who are zhuangbility want to show their niubility but only reflect their shability.
4. Mr.Mo pretended to be Mr.B, but he was pied by Miss Lei.
5. Don't zhuangbility, or thunder will strike you bitch……
6. No more zhuangbility, zhuangbility leads to leipility.
7. No Zhuangbity allowed. Zhuangbiers are most likely end up riven by lightning.
8. GOD FUCKS FAKE B.
9. Don‘t be a smart ass or someone will kick your ass.
10. P is always after zhuangbility.
最后贴一张XXXL号的“Install B”。
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